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big ass log 

A huge shit someone put in the toilet

After eating beans
Hey joe did you smell Ryan's big ass log this morning.
big ass log by Loopy lamb 11 June 28, 2014

ass logger 

1. Someone who likes too fuck asses.

2. A gay man.

3. A fun insult to call you friend.
(Me) You know how I know your gay?
(Friend) How?
(Me) Because you are an ass logger.
ass logger by upthedownside August 7, 2012

Ass Attack Logan 

Also known as the famous Canadian poop eater. Made his first million by selling VHS tapes to Japan on which he ate green and brown shit.
Ass Attack Logan by Kyo March 21, 2003

Ass Attack Logan 

A lier that has everything in his imagination and lives in a world of make believe!
Ass Attack Logan got a new 911 Porsh today.
Ass Attack Logan by HMC March 21, 2003

logging ass 

Logging Ass- verb. slang. the act of anal sex. Can be between two men or a man and a woman.
"so i was int he hotel and turned on the porn channel, and there's some dude logging ass on a desk"
OR
"amanda you like sports?" "so you know guys in locker rooms log ass right?
logging ass by burbidge June 11, 2006

Logan Kramer's ass 

has a very thicc and juicy ass
you could bounce a quarter off Logan Kramer's ass
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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