ass log

Long, tubular turd.

I crunched out one hell of an ass log last night!

by Nord March 23, 2004

big ass log

A huge shit someone put in the toilet

After eating beans

Hey joe did you smell Ryan's big ass log this morning.

by Loopy lamb 11 June 28, 2014

logging ass

Logging Ass- verb. slang. the act of anal sex. Can be between two men or a man and a woman.

"so i was int he hotel and turned on the porn channel, and there's some dude logging ass on a desk"
OR
"amanda you like sports?" "so you know guys in locker rooms log ass right?

by burbidge June 03, 2006