ass log 

Long, tubular turd.

I crunched out one hell of an ass log last night!

ass log by Nord March 23, 2004

big ass log 

A huge shit someone put in the toilet

After eating beans

Hey joe did you smell Ryan's big ass log this morning.

big ass log by Loopy lamb 11 June 28, 2014

ass logger 

1. Someone who likes too fuck asses.

2. A gay man.

3. A fun insult to call you friend.

(Me) You know how I know your gay?
(Friend) How?
(Me) Because you are an ass logger.

ass logger by upthedownside August 7, 2012

Ass Attack Logan 

Also known as the famous Canadian poop eater. Made his first million by selling VHS tapes to Japan on which he ate green and brown shit.

Logan takes that shit.

Ass Attack Logan by Kyo March 21, 2003

Ass Attack Logan 

A lier that has everything in his imagination and lives in a world of make believe!

Ass Attack Logan got a new 911 Porsh today.

Ass Attack Logan by HMC March 21, 2003

logging ass 

Logging Ass- verb. slang. the act of anal sex. Can be between two men or a man and a woman.

"so i was int he hotel and turned on the porn channel, and there's some dude logging ass on a desk"
OR
"amanda you like sports?" "so you know guys in locker rooms log ass right?

logging ass by burbidge June 11, 2006

Logan Kramer's ass 

has a very thicc and juicy ass

you could bounce a quarter off Logan Kramer's ass

Logan Kramer's ass by Lil Coohie clencher April 7, 2022