ass log

Long, tubular turd.

I crunched out one hell of an ass log last night!

by Nord March 23, 2004

big ass log

A huge shit someone put in the toilet

After eating beans

Hey joe did you smell Ryan's big ass log this morning.

by Loopy lamb 11 June 28, 2014

ass logger

1. Someone who likes too fuck asses.

2. A gay man.

3. A fun insult to call you friend.

(Me) You know how I know your gay?
(Friend) How?
(Me) Because you are an ass logger.

by upthedownside August 7, 2012

Ass Attack Logan

Also known as the famous Canadian poop eater. Made his first million by selling VHS tapes to Japan on which he ate green and brown shit.

Logan takes that shit.

by Kyo March 21, 2003

Ass Attack Logan

A lier that has everything in his imagination and lives in a world of make believe!

Ass Attack Logan got a new 911 Porsh today.

by HMC March 21, 2003

logging ass

Logging Ass- verb. slang. the act of anal sex. Can be between two men or a man and a woman.

"so i was int he hotel and turned on the porn channel, and there's some dude logging ass on a desk"
OR
"amanda you like sports?" "so you know guys in locker rooms log ass right?

by burbidge June 11, 2006

Logan Kramer's ass

has a very thicc and juicy ass

you could bounce a quarter off Logan Kramer's ass

by Lil Coohie clencher April 7, 2022