ass jammer

someone who thinks about anal sex all day

billy is an ass jammer

by moises January 11, 2004

ass-jammery

The ancient tradition of loading up a donkey with gifts and sending it out across the desert.

The ancient Egyptians looked forward to the annual ass-jammery.

The most famous ass-jammery occured when Jesus entered Jerusalem on the back of a donkey.

by Katherkath January 1, 2012

Assjammer

An Assjammer is a person who loves jammin that thing up those honeybuns a little too much. People will mostly associate assjammers with gay people or pedophiles.

"I wouldn't trust that guy over there, he's an assjammer!" said the bartender.

by Rod_Jewls_and_Car July 1, 2009

Asshammer

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer

Jim is such an asshammer.

by keith June 2, 2003

asslammer

Assslammer, to "slam" "ass", referring to homosexual intercourse, but used as an insult. First used as a school insult after people got wind of "shitstabber". They then began making up their own ignorantly sexist insults.
I first heard this about a year ago, and as others have heard this it is now spreading across areas soon it may have spread completely if it hasn't already. (Mainly among townies yes the yobs who wear tracksuits all day)

"Get lost you assslammer!"
or
"Go assslam each other"

by dEATHkRAMMER November 27, 2004

Asshammer

Someone male that gives an asspounding buttpirate shrimping

like Lance Bass or matt or ass pounding with another guy
"The fool bent over in prison and got an asshammering hell never forget"

by bojanggles October 22, 2006

Assrammer

That son of a bitch fucker who tryna nae nae you into oblivion and fuck your ass.

That fucking cow of an assrammer gave me a report due tomorrow. 700 words?! Really? That son of a bitch...

by The Gaiaphage April 7, 2019