ass-jammery

The ancient tradition of loading up a donkey with gifts and sending it out across the desert.

The ancient Egyptians looked forward to the annual ass-jammery.

The most famous ass-jammery occured when Jesus entered Jerusalem on the back of a donkey.

by Katherkath January 1, 2012

ass jammer

someone who thinks about anal sex all day

billy is an ass jammer

by moises January 11, 2004

Assjammer

An Assjammer is a person who loves jammin that thing up those honeybuns a little too much. People will mostly associate assjammers with gay people or pedophiles.

"I wouldn't trust that guy over there, he's an assjammer!" said the bartender.

by Rod_Jewls_and_Car July 1, 2009