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asslammer 

Assslammer, to "slam" "ass", referring to homosexual intercourse, but used as an insult. First used as a school insult after people got wind of "shitstabber". They then began making up their own ignorantly sexist insults.
I first heard this about a year ago, and as others have heard this it is now spreading across areas soon it may have spread completely if it hasn't already. (Mainly among townies yes the yobs who wear tracksuits all day)
"Get lost you assslammer!"
or
"Go assslam each other"
asslammer by dEATHkRAMMER November 27, 2004
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asslantern 

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.
DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!
asslantern by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

Assjammer 

An Assjammer is a person who loves jammin that thing up those honeybuns a little too much. People will mostly associate assjammers with gay people or pedophiles.
"I wouldn't trust that guy over there, he's an assjammer!" said the bartender.

asshamper 

a derogatory word meant to highlight the fact that you smell as bad as humanly possible
your a walking asshamper
asshamper by clarky17 July 15, 2010

asslagger 

Get out of the way asslagger.
asslagger by metabollic666 August 25, 2008

Asshammer 

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer
Jim is such an asshammer.
Asshammer by keith June 2, 2003

assramer 

some who likes to ram ass
Hey you assramers lets go to my place
assramer by Joe October 28, 2003
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