ass hoover

To suck one's ass, also known as a rimjob.

That brown noser gave that fat chick an ass hoover.

ass hoover by Kev13 October 2, 2006

dyson hoover ass 

The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum

She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets

dyson hoover ass by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018

dirty ass pirate hooker

so listen, its basically a grime who likes to grime out all her friends and likes index fingers in her butt while she grimes her loser blink 182 wanna be hebrew boyfriend. pirate hookers typically have big ass mouths that are used primarily for the perfection of the art of fellatio, this is a high priority of the "daph". They also have massive booties, like pirates, but are also endowed with massive titties, not like pirates. In essence, they are grimes, with the addition of the hitherto information, as well as reminding you strangely of your mother, minus the love of fellatio.

That girl leslie, she is just a dirty ass pirate hooker, my finger was stuck in her butt for three hours and she wouldn't stop giving me dome, i'm so waterlogged i needed to blowdry my prick.

dirty ass pirate hooker by Albert Henneman January 15, 2008

asshooker(V);asshooking(N) 

someone who "HooKs" the ass; may involve using anal beads...

Bev The Humming Hooper.....

asshooker(V);asshooking(N) by dnice April 21, 2003

asshoover

1. (v.) To suck on another person's anus. 2. (n.) A person who performs this act.

1. Honey, could you asshoover me please?
2. I heard Bill is an asshoover.

asshoover by Dracos March 22, 2003

asshooker 

1. One who sells their ass for stupidity.

2. A more obvious term for asshat.

Captain Caveman was a prehistorical asshooker.

asshooker by Thallium March 22, 2004

ASSHOOKER 

One who does anal for money

person 1: Hey, I'm really feeling like penetrating some ass, geez.
person 2: Geez, bro if you got some cash lu da torre will give you a great deal for it.
person 1: Geez, thanks!! Really craving an ASSHOOKER rn.

ASSHOOKER by JesusIsBullshit February 4, 2019