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short person who likes crawling into peoples asses.

Shut up you ass gnome.

Note: qiut handy if you cant wipe your own ass

ass gnomes by Fusion September 19, 2003

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Dishwashing Ass Gnomes

These are the things that come out of your ass and start washing dishes. Only a few people can actually get this technique to work

You there, Dishwashing Ass Gnome, make me a sandwich!

Dishwashing Ass Gnomes by Anonymous April 2, 2003

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ass gnome

midget born through someones ass

"Fred Durst is an ass gnome"

ass gnome by fatboy August 29, 2003

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ass gnome

a gnome that resides inside of someones ass

there is an ass gnome

in my ass

ass gnome by Some Lazy-Ass Cracker May 26, 2009

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ass gnome

A gay sex lover. One who likes taking it in the butt.

Damn, that fudge packer is a total ass gnome

ass gnome by Brettc July 12, 2006

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Ass in a Gnome Hat

A phrase coined by a deviant on DeviantART, used as a synonym for the popular heart emoticon, <3.

"I Ass in a Gnome Hat you."

Ass in a Gnome Hat by The Urban Scribe August 29, 2005

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Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up

A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.

"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up by Javalentinte July 3, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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