ass gnomes

short person who likes crawling into peoples asses.

Shut up you ass gnome.

Note: qiut handy if you cant wipe your own ass

by Fusion September 19, 2003

ass gnome

midget born through someones ass

"Fred Durst is an ass gnome"

by fatboy August 29, 2003

ass gnome

a gnome that resides inside of someones ass

there is an ass gnome

in my ass

by Some Lazy-Ass Cracker May 26, 2009

ass gnome

A gay sex lover. One who likes taking it in the butt.

Damn, that fudge packer is a total ass gnome

by Brettc July 12, 2006

Dishwashing Ass Gnomes

These are the things that come out of your ass and start washing dishes. Only a few people can actually get this technique to work

You there, Dishwashing Ass Gnome, make me a sandwich!

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Ass in a Gnome Hat

A phrase coined by a deviant on DeviantART, used as a synonym for the popular heart emoticon, <3.

"I Ass in a Gnome Hat you."

by The Urban Scribe August 29, 2005