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A place of reliable and bountiful hook-up opportunities. Similar to the phrase cash cow but for sex rather than money.
Man, I've tagged 3 girls from my yoga class already. That place is definitely my ass cow.
Ass Cow by Timmy Tulip February 22, 2011
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smells like cow ass 

A childlike and less offensive way of suggesting that something might be bullshit.
Oh Dad, that totally smells like cow ass!
when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.
can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.
cow ass by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020
The buttocks of a cow, usually in the round to topside area of steak meat.
-What's that you're eating?
-It's the Cow Ass, cheaper fattier meat.
Cow Ass by Pistolsatdawn February 9, 2012

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire 

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

cow's ass 

phrase that is easily mistakeable for "How's that?"
Pete: so how is the weather?
You: Cow's ass?
cow's ass by Shifty February 2, 2004

Cow queefs in the ass 

A cow queef in the ass is a term used to describe something beyond imagination. If one is to even utter the phrase, they are likely to shit their pants.
Yes, that's right, cow queefs in the ass are the main cause of global warming.
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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