ass burgler

a person that goes into people's asses and digs out all the shit so they can eat it or sell it on ebay

donald ballato is such an ass burgler, i saw him with a piece of my shit and he said he was getting $400 for it on ebay

ass burgler by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

Ass-burgers snackdrome

A large butt from too many burger snacks.

Willie's butt is suffering from ass-burgers snackdrome!

Ass-burgers snackdrome by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

ass.burgers snackdrome 

This is a syndrome which occurs when someone snacks on too many burgers!

Look at Willie's butt, he clearly has ass.burgers snackdrome!

ass.burgers snackdrome by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

ass burglar 

1.) One who breaks into another's ass during the night.
2.) Penix

Someone broke into my home last night. My ass is pretty sore right now.

ass burglar by brandon + darren September 17, 2003

ass burglar 

A donkey that breaks into buildings to steal valuables.

The city police arrested Donald Donkey last night. They say he's a serial ass burglar.

ass burglar by Mr. Grey Crow March 8, 2017

ass burglar 

One who steals goods from another's ass.

The ass burglar just stole all my shit!

(pun intended)

ass burglar by brandon + darren September 17, 2003

Ass Burgaler 

The Hamburgaler's twin brother, and the sole reason for Grimace's unfortunate name.

The Ass Burgaler pounded Grimace in the ass until until he turned that frown upside down.

Ass Burgaler by Sparkss August 30, 2006