Penix

When you lose a boner in an awkward situation, then it rises in your pants again, randomly, like a phoenix.

"I thought i avoided that boner during my speech, but I got a penix during the last part."

by The Rise of the Penix April 19, 2010

Penix

A surname (last name). In the United States there are two families named Penix and there is some speculation that the two may actually be a single family. The strongest argument against that is the fact that there are two distinct races represented. Microsoft will suspend an Xbox Live gamertag with the name Penix in it as 'inappropriate', although they are happy to charge credit cards which bear the same name.

Scandalized Teacher During Roll Call First Day of School: "I'm sorry, how do you pronounce your last name?"

Unimpressed Student Who Has Dealt With This Crap Their Entire Life: "Penix. Like penis, but with a hard 'X' at the end."

by missipenix September 17, 2017

Penix

A penis rising from the ashes after sex to fuck again.

I was so tired after the first time, but my penix was ready to go.

by AniD00m April 20, 2016

Penix

An object that unintentionally looks like a penis.

Ex1: Ayo. Look at that Penix!

Ex2: What the hell is that a Penis? Nahhh, its a Penix.

Ex3: Boy: Baby, look at my Penis.

Girl: Pshhttt! That's a Penix i'm outta here.

Ex4: Bubby, Manfrika, Huliaan and Subba all are unworthy of having a penis therefore they have a Penix.

by PoopInYourLiver January 9, 2012

Penix

Using your cockhole to hold a pen and write with it, as per the Game Grumps.

Please note that i wrote this letter in the way of the penix

by Jackinator84 December 29, 2022

penix

An operating system, such at unix...but different.

penix 2.5

by louis October 17, 2001

penix

for now and ever to be used as the plural for penis.

i was watching a midget bukkake video and i saw that bitch get poked in the face by at least ten penix

by mcgruff October 14, 2004