asplund 

A family with a good breed, nice people and smart heads.

Shall we sen the Asplund's an Christmas card this year, I mean it has to be spunky

asplund by Estrellathecat December 12, 2016

Aspundis 

Great elegance. Finesse.

He entered the party with such aspundis.

Aspundis by JBob332 October 23, 2009

Asplundh 

1)Following anal sex, if the penis is removed too quickly, the suction may cause poo to splatter on the pitcher.

2)A song about elevators.

"Oh man, she asplundhed you? You must have pulled out too fast!"

Asplundh by skunchbox October 7, 2008

Assplunder 

To pillage that booty for treasure.

Last night, Rachel was assplundered. Roger says that the booty was bountiful.

Assplunder by Doccenburg September 11, 2015

Asplundher 

The big load of fragrant wood-chips that the tree-service guys drive home with after each workday of trimming roadside vegetation.

If you ask super-nicely, the tree-trimming crew may dump their humongous load of Asplundher in your yard, so that you can use it for spreading on pathways; it saves them from having to drive all the way to the dump to offload the chips.

Asplundher by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Asplundh 

I work at asplundh

Asplundh

Asplundh by anonymous March 4, 2022

Asplundh 

(Pr. N.) The name of a company known for tree pruning and handling tough vegetation control assignments for municipalities and utilities.

(v.) To stuff <x> inside a woodchipper while it is running.

(Pr. N.) - If we ever need to get rid of trees at the power plant, we call Asplundh.

(v.) - We really need to asplundh pedophiles.

Asplundh by Clean Sunbae November 10, 2024