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Asplundher
The big load of fragrant wood-chips that the tree-service guys drive home with after each workday of trimming roadside vegetation.
If you ask super-nicely, the tree-trimming crew may dump their humongous load of Asplundher in your yard, so that you can use it for spreading on pathways; it saves them from having to drive all the way to the dump to offload the chips.
Asplundher by QuacksO August 22, 2018
asplund
asplund by Estrellathecat December 12, 2016
Asplundh
(Pr. N.) The name of a company known for tree pruning and handling tough vegetation control assignments for municipalities and utilities.
(v.) To stuff <x> inside a woodchipper while it is running.
(v.) To stuff <x> inside a woodchipper while it is running.
(Pr. N.) - If we ever need to get rid of trees at the power plant, we call Asplundh.
(v.) - We really need to asplundh pedophiles.
(v.) - We really need to asplundh pedophiles.
Asplundh by Clean Sunbae November 10, 2024
Asplundh Protocol
The process of putting an item into a machine used for chipping wood. Named for the ubiquitous company hired by utility companies and government agencies for handling arbor maintenance.
The MAP was too bulky to handle in a fire, so we had to use the Asplundh Protocol to make it easier to burn.
Asplundh Protocol by Clean Sunbae November 26, 2024
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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