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Ass Plunderer 

One who proceeds to ram various objects up another's arsehole, usually repeating such words as 'Arrrrgh, me hearties' and 'Shiver me timbers'
Faheem Ayub, the most vicious ass plunderer to sail the seven seas

See also 'Captain Pugwash'
Ass Plunderer by Evil Rowden May 16, 2003

ass plunger 

one who shoves penis in anothers ass,
tool used for anal raping
he stuck the ass plunger in his friends ass
ass plunger by nick swenson May 15, 2003

ass plunger 

You know that thing that un clogs the toilet. Queers use it for their fagger buddies pleasure.
Oh yeah honey. i like getten my shit pushed in.
ass plunger by pittmans afag May 16, 2003

peruvian ass plunge 

when two girls and a guy are participating in a sexual act. the guy shits in one girls ass-hole. then the other girl lies underneath her and gets the shits spewed into her face, chest, etc.
"i was with a couple of dirty girls last night and deciding to give em the old peruvian ass plunge. it was gross"
peruvian ass plunge by moldy mayo January 11, 2009

Ass Plundging 

The act of vigorous anal sex and without breaking stride occasionally instering into the vagina, in a somesort of random order.
My son clogged the bowl so bad it took forever to unclog, i felt like i was ass plundging.

Yeah so the lucky girl last night wasnt into my whole ass plundging routine, bummer.
Ass Plundging by Michael A Gallo January 13, 2009

Indiana Ass Plunge 

First, you have to wait until this person has to take a massive shit, then you put your lips gently on the anus of a male or female and start out slowly sucking and after ten seconds, piss in the anus of that person. Then put your lips back on that person and suck fastly until the person pushes the piss and shit all over your face.
Boy: I just gave my girlfiend an Indiana Ass Plunge!

Friend: Gay.

Boy: No it wasn't, she seemed to like it!

Friend: Probably because you were her first.

Boy: Yeah, you're right...
Indiana Ass Plunge by Ass Snatch November 9, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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