Asplundh

1)Following anal sex, if the penis is removed too quickly, the suction may cause poo to splatter on the pitcher.

2)A song about elevators.

"Oh man, she asplundhed you? You must have pulled out too fast!"

by skunchbox August 11, 2008

Asplundh

I work at asplundh

Asplundh

by March 4, 2022

Asplundher

The big load of fragrant wood-chips that the tree-service guys drive home with after each workday of trimming roadside vegetation.

If you ask super-nicely, the tree-trimming crew may dump their humongous load of Asplundher in your yard, so that you can use it for spreading on pathways; it saves them from having to drive all the way to the dump to offload the chips.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018