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Asphyxia 

A common whore model type, which evolves from craigslist and then into cheap internet porn.
"Damn! That tattooed chick is hot!"
"Be careful, she's one of them asphyxia models."
"...Gross."
"Indeed."
Asphyxia by crispyangels April 1, 2010
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Asphyxia 

An alternative band from Meander, Tasmania, Australia.
"Hey wow, aren't Asphyxia that neato band from that place near there?"
Asphyxia by Scott Willis December 14, 2008

Asphyxia 8 

One member of a small group of FAQs (Fierce Afrikan Queens) congregated in New York City with a satellite outpost in Philadelphia. Other known members include Vagenda H. Christ, Debris Huxtable and Mo'Niques Fiancé. A loosely organized posse, the FAQs' prime objective is to keeps it real.
As a Queen who identifies as both Fierce and Afrikan, Asphyxia 8 was invited to join the infamous FAQ collective back in 2005. Not only has she kept it real in NYC since, but has assumed a leadership role as an international FAQ emissary, spokes model, spiritual guru and outspoken Barack Obama supporter.
Asphyxia 8 by Asphyxia 8 Mile January 22, 2009

erotic asphyxia 

Having a choking fetish
Yeah I was having sex with this girl and she told me to suffocate her a little. She had a kink for Erotic Asphyxia
erotic asphyxia by tumblrfckedme October 27, 2013

autoerotic asphyxia 

asphyxia caused by intentionally strangling oneself (or holding there breath) while masturbating in order to intensify the orgasm through reduced oxygen flow to the brain. (can become lightheaded and feel of faint.
my girl was choking my chicken and she thought i was in autoerotic asphyxia and i nearly passed out

Assblast Asphyxia 

Putting your bare asshole over someone's nose while they are sleeping causing them to wake up from lack of oxygen.
When they wake up, you fart.
Paul passed out the other night from drinking too much bourbon so Randy decided to throw down the assblast asphyxia. Unfortunately for Paul, Randy had some Taco Bell earlier that day causing him to shart all over Paul's face.

drawstring asphyxia 

choking caused when the drawstring of a participants pants or shorts get tangled around another's neck while they are engaged in a dry sixty nine
That dude almost died from drawstring asphyxia while he was dry sixty nining his prude girlfriend.
drawstring asphyxia by Marin Dad September 29, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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