aslert

When you are asleep but alert

Megan and Sara were aslert in History, ready to be called on but resting.

by Negam and Aras February 15, 2010

Armin Arlert

A being smarter than everyone and everything

Boy1: That guys a real Armin Arlert.
Boy2: I know right

by Pixies November 15, 2014

Amber Turd Alert

An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations

"That lady is throwing poop at people."
"Quick, issue an Amber Turd Alert!"

by metrolexicographer July 4, 2022

Boomer alert

Something to say when Andy comes, but instead you say,"Boomer's coming," because you want to piss him off.

Boomer's coming! "Boomer alert! Boomer alert! Boomer alert! He's dying someone call the fridge police!"

by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020

dank game alert

the time when a ballgame that you are watching becomes really exciting, usually in football or basketball as the clock begins to tick down during the fourth quarter; the climax of a sporting event.

Marv Albert on your tv- "lebron james with a fade-away three, and the crowd erupts! lakers and cavs now tied in the fourth!"

stoned/drunk guy on couch- "yeah man, looks like a DANK GAME ALERT!"

by angus burlgar September 29, 2009

Disingenuous Assertions

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Armin Arlert

A burnt cinnamon roll.

SASHA: ITS A CINNAMON ROLL!!!
CONNIE: B-BUTS ITS BURNT!
SASHA: ARMIN Arlert IS THAT U??!!

by Madalyn_Hater_Peeps July 12, 2016