aslake 

To seem awake and alert while being asleep or just waking up planning on going back to sleep.

I told you to take out the thrash this morning. No you didn't and if you did i was aslake because I don't remember you saying anything.

aslake by what you never asked me that February 18, 2004

Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.

“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”

Ba’alaket by Byrdlady June 30, 2019

asake

Asake is a native name usually used in Yoruba land

Asake is someone that is beautiful and generous, funny,kindhearted but stubborn

A shy type but very outspoken and if Awake is free with you keep it in mind that she loves you a lot

Asake is a brilliant girl

asake by Asake May 18, 2020

Aslak 

A type of person who is hot, intelligent, tall and likeable. They are one of the strongest group of people, and that probably comes from their name Aslak, which means godfight. While they are strong, they also tend to have a good relationship with mothers, especially yours, and that makes them alpha males. Their dick is also extremely extremely big, and veiny. Usually a grower and not a shower, so dont get dissappointed if it looks small when you see it while its not hard. And last but not least they are definitely not fat at all, believe me.

Oh look, over theres Aslak, hes so handsome.
Yeah he definitely has a big cock.

Aslak by Aslak Nakenby June 7, 2021

Aslak 

Aslak has the biggest dick in the world. He is so hot and isn't gay. If your name is Aslak, you are tall, cool and good at videogames. Also if you're name is Aslak, you have an Android and you are gay. Also Aslak means GodFight.

OMG you have a big dick! Is your name Aslak?

Aslak by AslakTikTok October 9, 2019

aslave 

If you're aslave, you're not awakened to the fact that you are being enslaved. Falling aslave is a human condition which you enter with your own free will, not through the force and will of somebody or something else that commit the act of enslavement upon you. Like being asleep, you can always wake up from sleeping in so far as it is in your free will to go to sleep or stay awake. Being enslaved is when someone makes you a slave and cause you to lose your freedom of choice or action; being aslave is when you let that happen to you.

She can’t quit smoking; she is aslave.

aslave by Ziad Aazam August 22, 2014

aswake 

The state into which a person will sometimes enter after s/he goes to bed and prior to the point at which s/he has fully entered sleep. It should be considered a highly comedic state of being for spectators but ultimately harmless for the person in question. Indicative but indefinite symptoms include but are not limited to random topic conversation, slurring of speech, and the mumbling of thoughts of random with closed eyes.

"Hey, look at Bob. He is mumbling about macaroni cops and gold-tipped oompa-loompas with his eyes closed. That's funny; he must be aswake...or high."

"John is aswake."

aswake by shakneeka December 20, 2005