asake

Asake is a native name usually used in Yoruba land

Asake is someone that is beautiful and generous, funny,kindhearted but stubborn

A shy type but very outspoken and if Awake is free with you keep it in mind that she loves you a lot

Asake is a brilliant girl

asake by Asake May 18, 2020

asake

a devil worshipper who uses music to do bad things and loves money and is greedy and bad

“I love Ololademi Asake!!!”

“That evil man no!”

asake by shuosola September 8, 2022

Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.

“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”

Ba’alaket by Byrdlady June 30, 2019

the person who asked

a mythical person that exists not in our simple understanding for the world, but beyond, out of this realm. No one can find him, he is omnipotent yet nothing. there is currently an ongoing hunt to find the person who asked.

man: yo where the person who asked?
me: idk lol

the person who asked by the person who asked April 22, 2020

Hey you, you're finally awake 

A phrase stated by Ralof in the beginning of The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. That became a meme through many internet cultures. It's often used between cuts or before a painful outcome.

Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border? Walked right into that imperial ambush,like us and that thief over there.

Lokir: Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.

Hey you, you're finally awake by Flare! April 21, 2020

Eternal Atake

UZI JUST DROPPED ETERNAL ATAKE GUYS

Person 1: Man I wish Uzi dropped Eternal Atake back in 2019

Person 2: BRO UZI JUST DROPPED ETERNAL ATAKE

Person 1 & Person 2 : *proceed to make-out*

Eternal Atake by sambargod March 6, 2020

Any Askers? 

A synonym of "did I ask?". Used commonly amongst gamers.

John: Man, i can't open this game its taking forever to load!
Alex: Any askers? Any askers?
John: *visual anger*

Any Askers? by soupytomato January 21, 2021