alakeh

A name for a beautiful girl or lady from South Africa. She's funny, short, fast and she's sexy too. She's the type of woman whom you would like to spend the rest of your life(kinda) with and you would never regret anything you do with her(ehhh) but she got attitude(yes she does), don't ever try to disrespect this kind of woman(YOU BETTER NOT) and she bows down to nobody especially a man, you bow down to her!!!!

Alakeh is my bestfriend ever she is so pretty and nice and smart and better then anyone else(jk)

alakeh by alakeh March 1, 2023

Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.

“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”

Ba’alaket by Byrdlady June 30, 2019

Alakh 

This person is really a cool person. Loves to help everyone. It is not easy to understand him , everyone is first having a wrong image about Alakh's . Alakh's are very much interested in sports are social too. There is a negative point about Alakh person's that they trust people too early but they know who is right and who is wrong still they don't show that. Alakh person's will always have a fake smile on their face although they are expert in not showing that. Their future would be very bright if they choose their choice.

I am very lucky because I have a Alakh friend

Alakh by Themindtracker June 2, 2019

Alaleh 

A sweet and sexy Persian girl named after the tulip. Innocent but knows how to work it if you get her revved up. An excellent lover.

Alaleh helped me with my math homework . She is so smart and hot.

Alaleh by Doucher canoer January 10, 2018

Alakhe 

A name for a beautiful girl or lady from South Africa. She's funny, tall, strong and she's sexy too. She's the type of woman whom you would like to spend the rest of your life with and you would never regret anything you do with her but she got attitude, don't ever try to disrespect this kind of woman and she bows down to nobody especially a man, you bow down to her!!!!

Is your name Alakhe? Cause you got all the features she does.

Alakhe by Allllllll.... October 3, 2020

Alakh 

This person is really a cool person. He is a very helpful person, loves to help everyone. The only negative point about Alakh person's that they trust people too early but they know who is right and who is wrong still they don't show that. Many people do mistake in understanding them. Alakh's person are expert in having a fake smile on their face . They really are too possessive about their family and friends. Money is not at all important to Alakh person's. They will surely become successful in life if they choose what they want to become.

You are very lucky if you have a Alakh friend.

Alakh by Themindtracker June 2, 2019

Alakh 

This person is really a cool person. He is a very helpful person, loves to help everyone. The only negative point about Alakh person's that they trust people too early but they know who is right and who is wrong still they don't show that. Many people do mistake in understanding them. Alakh's person are expert in having a fake smile on their face . They really are too possessive about their family and friends. Money is not at all important to Alakh person's. They will surely become successful in life if they choose what they want to become.

You are very lucky if you have a Alakh friend.

Alakh by Themindtracker June 2, 2019