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Asparagussy
A description of when your urine and/or genitals stink (of course, especially after you've eaten asparagus, but these days used for any awful smell down there.)
A nickname given to someone who stinks like this. And we've all met them.
A nickname given to someone who stinks like this. And we've all met them.
"Urgh, not tonight - unless you shower. You're too asparagussy,"
So, this friend of yours; is she someone I might date?
Asparagussy? Jeez, no!; Steer well clear of her - she stinks.
So, this friend of yours; is she someone I might date?
Asparagussy? Jeez, no!; Steer well clear of her - she stinks.
Asparagussy by GuitarSteve November 21, 2022
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askara • Askarabas • Asparagus • asparapiss • Askar • Ashara • Asmara • Akaran • asparagus head • ankara
Ashara
Ashara is elegant and has the confidence of a queen. She's the girl every guy wants but yet to have. She's has morals, she's the smartest girl you'll ever meet. Ashara is different from the rest so if you have one keep her locked away only for your eyes to see. Shes beautiful oh so beautiful, thinking about her gives me chills. Trying to figure out how someone could be anymore perfect than Ashara. She has a gift a gift it is. Ashara can help you become a better person can make you dream of the impossible. She's amazing just meeting a Ashara is like finding a 3 leaf clover.
Asparagussy
Asparagussy is a nickname. We usually shortened it to Gus.
Back in the day it was given to a girl who is a hateful and manipulative bully. Shes untrustworthy and nasty, and crashes through her life screwing with anyone just to make herself feel better for a few hours. She goes around spending daddy's money and achieving nothing, thinks superhighly of herself without reason, is callous and selfish and leaves behind chaos and unhappiness wherever shes been. Really, just dont talk to anyone called Asparagussy. If its her shed be among the most awful people you could ever know - and will DEFINITELY turn out to be a psycho. She could be anywhere - she never stays in one place for long and its just not worth the risk.
Back in the day it was given to a girl who is a hateful and manipulative bully. Shes untrustworthy and nasty, and crashes through her life screwing with anyone just to make herself feel better for a few hours. She goes around spending daddy's money and achieving nothing, thinks superhighly of herself without reason, is callous and selfish and leaves behind chaos and unhappiness wherever shes been. Really, just dont talk to anyone called Asparagussy. If its her shed be among the most awful people you could ever know - and will DEFINITELY turn out to be a psycho. She could be anywhere - she never stays in one place for long and its just not worth the risk.
Remember that girl we called Gus, short for Asparagussy?
Oh god, yeah. K__ C__.
Thats her.
I hear she went to LA?
And Portland OR, North Carolina. You name it.
Holly cow! What did they all do to deserve her?
Beats me. Bet she screwed half the guys in both and I bet she still has no real friends.
She doesnt deserve real friends. Shes a slut and a bitch. Always was and always will be.
Yeah. And a bully and always thought she was better than everyone else. Hurts people wherever she goes.
God I hated her.
Oh god, yeah. K__ C__.
Thats her.
I hear she went to LA?
And Portland OR, North Carolina. You name it.
Holly cow! What did they all do to deserve her?
Beats me. Bet she screwed half the guys in both and I bet she still has no real friends.
She doesnt deserve real friends. Shes a slut and a bitch. Always was and always will be.
Yeah. And a bully and always thought she was better than everyone else. Hurts people wherever she goes.
God I hated her.
Asparagussy by AM-VA August 30, 2023
aspara-gas
She never cared for asparagas and particularly disliked the inevitable aspara-gas that came even after eating a tiny bite.
aspara-gas by 1111LP July 12, 2009
asparapiss
asparapiss by nonplussed. aka stefanie collins. July 16, 2008
asparagi
asparagi by Forty-Seven Percent September 22, 2015
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