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asparagasp 

An involuntary, defensive reaction resulting from unexpected exposure to highly offensive asparagus piss-odor.
Oh snap! I forgot about eating all of that damned asparagus at dinner. Got up to piss and was slammed in the face by the stank...asparagasp got me, bro!!
asparagasp by YAWA June 2, 2018

askafadaskasas 

A word you text on your T9 phone when you're trying to mimic the random key strokes that anyone with a full keyboard phone can do.
"Askafadaskasas :( her number was a digit short..."
askafadaskasas by Devian929 October 18, 2009

asparagash 

The ability to 'do Gods work' and ply females full of alcohol in order to assist his fellow man in attracting suitable partners, no matter what the occasion. The asparagash technique is usually attempted via excessive alcohol shots including specially designed mixtures, eg: The Gash Tequila (which is really just a shot of Bacardi 151). If the female in question isn't succumbing to the asparagash charms then a more direct route shall be taken including introducing 'rules' like no holding your drink in your right hand and 'a spills a finish'.

The asparagash technique doesn't take a long time to master however it is commonly accepted among asparagash professionals that you are either born with the gash gene or not. If you are unfortunate enough not to be born with the gene unfortunately you will find it difficult to lower your social conscience in order to 'do Gods work." Your best bet is to befriend an asparagash master and watch in envy of his ability.
God she's hot! I'll have to call up the Gashman so he can apply the asparagash technique to give me a shot!
asparagash by Wizard Hunter November 4, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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