The ability to 'do Gods
work' and ply females full of alcohol in order to assist his fellow man in attracting suitable partners, no matter what the occasion. The asparagash technique is usually attempted via excessive alcohol shots including specially designed mixtures, eg: The
Gash Tequila (which is really just a shot of Bacardi
151). If the female in question isn't succumbing to the asparagash charms then a more direct route shall be taken including introducing 'rules' like no holding your drink in your right
hand and 'a spills a finish'.
The asparagash technique doesn't take a long
time to master however it is commonly accepted among asparagash professionals that you are either born with the
gash gene or not. If you are unfortunate enough not to be born with the gene unfortunately you will find it difficult to lower your social conscience in order to 'do Gods
work." Your best
bet is to befriend an asparagash master and watch in envy of his ability.
