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Asian kid is the name given to anyone of asian/pacific- islander decent (even half asians) Mostly used in dominantly caucasian communities where half the population can be found shouting "COME HERE ASIAN KID!" or "WE LOVE ASIANS."

I should know, I'm one of those asian kids.

Anyways, asian kids are thought to be extremely smart. Math especially. But often times, we're all just blonde asians.

Oh, and don't tell us to "open our eyes" or to "wake up." You blind fools, our eyes are open. Not all asians have "asian eyes." And even those who do, we CAN see out of them, dipsticks.

Asian kids are often loved simply because they're asian. And if they're not an "asian nerd" they're just flat out loved because of our asian nature to be kind, hospitable, considerate, polite, respectable, respecting, and intelligent. Something not most people have.
things often said to an asian kid;

scene kid: OMG ASIAN KID! i luhhh yewwww.

horndog: asians are sooo fine.

other asian kid: asian twin! word, we need to stick together.

ignorant person: what's wrong with your eyes? why can't you open them? can i touch your asian eyes!

teacher: *teachers like us in general*

white nerd: dang, asian kid, why are you so smart.



side note: I've given up on being called the name my parents gave me. I'm eternally known as asian.
asian kid by asianlove January 21, 2009
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Asian Kid Energy 

Being disturbingly good at mundane tasks, or mastering a difficult skill at a young age. This term can apply to all races tho. This term comes from the numerous videos of Asian kids performing insane feats, usually found on Facebook or Youtube.

Note that whatever is performed has to be unusual in some way, shape or form. Daft Hands, calculator covers of songs, etc.
,, Ayo, have you seen that video of some guy playing Senbonzakura on three calculators?''
,, No way, how does he do that?''
,, Asian kid energy, that's how.''
Asian Kid Energy by McAlpa April 4, 2020

Fat Lonley asian Kid 

Peter is a fat lonley asian kid. (with no friends)

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026