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"ashume" is the incorrect pronounciation of the word "assume" meaning to take something as granted or as true.
It is mostly used by inbreds and people with an IQ around room temperature.
Paul: " Oh sorry Jack, I ashumed you already knew about it."
Jack: " Come again?"
Paul: I ashumed y..."
Jack: "Thanks asshole now I have ear cancer."
ashume by 2spooky5you July 16, 2017
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The home of popular celebrities such as 'Man' and 'The Jonkler'.
"When were done eating we should go to the aslume to see Man!"
aslume by ItsJustZay09 August 1, 2023
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assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
Assume by nina October 21, 2003

ASSUME (ass u me) 

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong
When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’
ASSUME (ass u me) by Ramin99 September 22, 2018
Ashmeen is a sweet conservative Indian girl. She has great morals and is the most hardworking person you will ever meet. Ashmeen has a kind of beauty that goes beyond gorgeous and pretty, she manages to make you feel like you are smart, and that you matter. Yet while she cares about her friends, she also has a backup plan and safety net for herself. At first she seems majestic and out of your league, but as time goes on, you find out she is the only person who will always remember all the funny little details and instincts you were born with. And the best thing, is that she takes it in her stride.

When she's older, she will be the most happiest and successful girl of all the people you will meet.
Wow, Did you hear? Ashmeen is like the best at practically everything! I really want to be like her!
to make an ass out of u and me.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.
I am assuming we're going to have wonderful weather today.
Assume.
Assume by Notmad February 17, 2013
Ashmeet means the one with a divine smile and is a trustworthy friend. The name also means that the person is loved by the sky or is close to the God's heart.
Her name was Ashmeet and she's blessed.
ashmeet by soul7 November 28, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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