ashume 

"ashume" is the incorrect pronounciation of the word "assume" meaning to take something as granted or as true.
It is mostly used by inbreds and people with an IQ around room temperature.

Paul: " Oh sorry Jack, I ashumed you already knew about it."
Jack: " Come again?"
Paul: I ashumed y..."
Jack: "Thanks asshole now I have ear cancer."

ashume by 2spooky5you July 16, 2017

aslume 

The home of popular celebrities such as 'Man' and 'The Jonkler'.

"When were done eating we should go to the aslume to see Man!"

aslume by ItsJustZay09 August 1, 2023

Assume

assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.

Assume by nina October 21, 2003

ASSUME (ass u me) 

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong

When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’

ASSUME (ass u me) by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

ashmeen 

Ashmeen is a sweet conservative Indian girl. She has great morals and is the most hardworking person you will ever meet. Ashmeen has a kind of beauty that goes beyond gorgeous and pretty, she manages to make you feel like you are smart, and that you matter. Yet while she cares about her friends, she also has a backup plan and safety net for herself. At first she seems majestic and out of your league, but as time goes on, you find out she is the only person who will always remember all the funny little details and instincts you were born with. And the best thing, is that she takes it in her stride.

When she's older, she will be the most happiest and successful girl of all the people you will meet.

Wow, Did you hear? Ashmeen is like the best at practically everything! I really want to be like her!

ashmeen by Thegirlwhoseheartislocked May 17, 2017

Assume

to make an ass out of u and me.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.

I am assuming we're going to have wonderful weather today.
Assume.

Assume by Notmad February 17, 2013

ashmeet 

Ashmeet means the one with a divine smile and is a trustworthy friend. The name also means that the person is loved by the sky or is close to the God's heart.

Her name was Ashmeet and she's blessed.

ashmeet by soul7 November 28, 2021