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assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
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to make an ass out of u and me.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.
I am assuming we're going to have wonderful weather today.
Assume.
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Bob: Dude you just ran over that guy with your bus!
Bill: I assumed he would move out of my way!
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When you ASSUME means that you make an ass out of you and me.
If you see an over weight woman, the last thing you should do is ASSUME that she is pregnant.
by One who ASSUMEs to much November 19, 2013
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to make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't
When you assume, you are making an ASS out of U or ME!
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verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Ted assumed blondes are more fun than brunettes.

Bill: "Ted, so how did your date go with that hot blonde?"
Ted: "Dude, she was such a dud and boring as hell. I think I will go back to my brunette girl who's way more exciting."

by Mak&T July 08, 2006
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