British political leader from the Liberal Democratic partyotherwise known as "Paddy Pantsdown", notable for once serving as a M16 spy and banging a mistress in 9.5 seconds.
Much like the famous Rose Bowl, this athletic event is a competition to see which of your friends can grab the most ass in one school day...at school....teachers are worth two touchdowns.
I won the latest Assbowl game, but i got three detentions for "molestingteachers"...it was bullshit, but i still won.