ascroft 

A little shit who will invite you out then when you reply in the affirmative, he will then be a complete douchè and has a tiny pin dick which has been known to hold olives in martinis.

That john is such an ascroft. Let's not go to pound a pint with him

ascroft by atko92 April 30, 2014

ashcroftian 

of or relating to ridiculous policies enacted by us attorney general John Ashcroft.

Dude, asking the library for my records is so ashcroftian.

ashcroftian by Mary Burford February 22, 2004

richard ashcroft

English singer most famous for his work with The Verve. After the breakup of The Verve he went on to have a successful solo career.

Richard Ashcroft has an awesome voice.

richard ashcroft by Don Johnson's Johnson March 25, 2008

Ashcroft 

To loose to someone who is deceased

Dude, I just got Ashcrofted by my dead grandma at a "Crossing Over with John Edwards" show playing a game of rock,paper, scissors.

Ashcroft by cactusboy December 2, 2004

Ashcroft 

Asshole

Meant to be used in places where saying asshole is just not appropriate. Made popular by the replacement of the word asshole in the airline version of the movie Sideways.

J - Dude, I've been noticing footprints leading into and out of my barn the past few mornings.
D - Really, that's strange.
J - Yea, so last night I caught the little pig f*ucker coming out of my barn and he said he just went in there to take a leak.
D - What an Ashcroft!

Ashcroft by I'm the Ashcroft! March 2, 2005

ashcroft 

1. Scary fundamentalist uber-bitch who lost a Senate election to a dead man and who is presently busy wiping his ass with the American Constitution and figuring out new ways to imprison and execute anyone who disagrees with him.

2. Another fascistic Bush lackey.

One Ashcroft in office is more than this country can stand; re-defeat Bush in 2004 to prevent it from happening again.

ashcroft by Generik July 14, 2003

ashcroft 

syn. Marijuana. Satirical. Usage emerged following then-Attorney General Ashcroft's escalation of drug law enforcement as a priority of the US Department of Justice, in particular a high-profile series of DEA raids on head shops, bong makers, etc., in February 2003.

While I was down south, I scored a bag of Ashcroft.

ashcroft by Moppet October 26, 2005