ashcroftian 

of or relating to ridiculous policies enacted by us attorney general John Ashcroft.

Dude, asking the library for my records is so ashcroftian.

ashcroftian by Mary Burford February 22, 2004

Ashcrofting 

Walking down the street without moving out of the way for other people, like Richard Ashcroft in the Bittersweet Symphony music video.

He is ashcrofting down the street into people. What an asshole.

Ashcrofting by dabig1 August 28, 2009