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Ashcroft 

Asshole

Meant to be used in places where saying asshole is just not appropriate. Made popular by the replacement of the word asshole in the airline version of the movie Sideways.
J - Dude, I've been noticing footprints leading into and out of my barn the past few mornings.
D - Really, that's strange.
J - Yea, so last night I caught the little pig f*ucker coming out of my barn and he said he just went in there to take a leak.
D - What an Ashcroft!
Ashcroft by I'm the Ashcroft! March 2, 2005

ashcroft 

1. Scary fundamentalist uber-bitch who lost a Senate election to a dead man and who is presently busy wiping his ass with the American Constitution and figuring out new ways to imprison and execute anyone who disagrees with him.

2. Another fascistic Bush lackey.
One Ashcroft in office is more than this country can stand; re-defeat Bush in 2004 to prevent it from happening again.
ashcroft by Generik July 14, 2003

ashcroft 

syn. Marijuana. Satirical. Usage emerged following then-Attorney General Ashcroft's escalation of drug law enforcement as a priority of the US Department of Justice, in particular a high-profile series of DEA raids on head shops, bong makers, etc., in February 2003.
While I was down south, I scored a bag of Ashcroft.
ashcroft by Moppet October 26, 2005

Ashcroft 

The most facist moron ever to hold an American public office since ... well ... ever. Creator of many acts that curtail the civil rights of American citizens, and one who endorses the imprisonment and brutal treatment of people without charges.
If ASHCROFT walked into a room containing Hitler, Stalin, Hussein, bin Laden, and Nero, he would be right at home.

Ashcroft 

some shit skl in wano full of fake cunts and neeky gyal, who beef everyone buh when it’s time to throw down they skeet
Man: heard you been chatting shit

Likkle boy from ashcroft: nah nah I’m sorry, please don’t hit me

Man: das what I thought
Ashcroft by manlike234155 November 2, 2018

ashcroft attack 

Where a man does a woman so hard she has a heart attack and then cums in her face afterwards.
Man rickys in trouble he just gave jeanette a ashcroft attack and shes dead.
ashcroft attack by rickyblenner March 4, 2008
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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