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From John Ashcroft, ex attorney-general of the US and enforcer of laws that nobody wants.
Verb: to be thrown into prison forever for something relatively minor.
Noun: reason for prison overcrowding

They caught him smoking weed and asscrofted him into the joint for 20 years.

asscroft by Edith Rudy November 17, 2006

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ashcroftian

of or relating to ridiculous policies enacted by us attorney general John Ashcroft.

Dude, asking the library for my records is so ashcroftian.

ashcroftian by Mary Burford February 22, 2004

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richard ashcroft

English singer most famous for his work with The Verve. After the breakup of The Verve he went on to have a successful solo career.

Richard Ashcroft has an awesome voice.

richard ashcroft by Don Johnson's Johnson March 25, 2008

Ashcroft

To loose to someone who is deceased

Dude, I just got Ashcrofted by my dead grandma at a "Crossing Over with John Edwards" show playing a game of rock,paper, scissors.

Ashcroft by cactusboy December 2, 2004

Ashcroft

Asshole

Meant to be used in places where saying asshole is just not appropriate. Made popular by the replacement of the word asshole in the airline version of the movie Sideways.

J - Dude, I've been noticing footprints leading into and out of my barn the past few mornings.
D - Really, that's strange.
J - Yea, so last night I caught the little pig f*ucker coming out of my barn and he said he just went in there to take a leak.
D - What an Ashcroft!

Ashcroft by I'm the Ashcroft! March 2, 2005

ashcroft

1. Scary fundamentalist uber-bitch who lost a Senate election to a dead man and who is presently busy wiping his ass with the American Constitution and figuring out new ways to imprison and execute anyone who disagrees with him.

2. Another fascistic Bush lackey.

One Ashcroft in office is more than this country can stand; re-defeat Bush in 2004 to prevent it from happening again.

ashcroft by Generik July 14, 2003

ashcroft

syn. Marijuana. Satirical. Usage emerged following then-Attorney General Ashcroft's escalation of drug law enforcement as a priority of the US Department of Justice, in particular a high-profile series of DEA raids on head shops, bong makers, etc., in February 2003.

While I was down south, I scored a bag of Ashcroft.

ashcroft by Moppet October 26, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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