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Knives of Ascendance (KA) is an online anti-degenerate clan opposing the 4th brigade, based in Discord. It nukes and raids discord servers. It's led by Victor and Fear II.

Knives of Ascendance nuked my server again!!

Knives of Ascendance by Zenithsky December 21, 2024

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attendance whore

any truant officer who works for a school district

the attendance whore called my house because i missed school this week

attendance whore by Anonymous November 3, 2003

attendance nazi

Person who see's if you are on time, and if you are absent or tardy reports it to the boss immediately. Note it may not be there job to report it, just a brown nose..

Get back to work, the attendance nazi is making its rounds.

attendance nazi by Ray_man May 17, 2007

Attendance queue

Making sure everyone who arrived before you to an event has left before you, so no-one can accuse you of attending for less time. Most commonly used in regards to work or awkward social situations.

1. Work is a total attendance queue right now.

2. I'f I skip the attendance queue I will get fired for sure.

Attendance queue by totallynotbrendan June 16, 2011

Attendance Question

Question you ask your professor during class to show him or her that you show up to class regularly. Useful for grade bumps at the end of the semester.

Person A: Why'd you ask Professor Land that question if you already knew the answer?

Person B: It was an Attendance question, duh!

Attendance Question by Amarinthe April 7, 2010

Attendance

The only reason why you drag your ass out of bed in the morning, and then bitch about how you're not getting enough education out of the system.

Attendance is a bitch. Education is a bitch. Life is a bitch. You are a bitch.

Attendance by kickingwithyou May 13, 2016

Defensive Attendance

Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.

I don't have any questions for the speaker. Mine was merely defensive attendance.

Defensive Attendance by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026