Attendance 

The only reason why you drag your ass out of bed in the morning, and then bitch about how you're not getting enough education out of the system.

Attendance is a bitch. Education is a bitch. Life is a bitch. You are a bitch.

Attendance by kickingwithyou May 13, 2016

attendance 

a dance for ten people

Josh: I heard you're having a party
Lana: yeah. Im having an attendance
Josh: can i come?
Lana: No way, Ive just invited Carly, the 10th person

attendance by deathbybeth September 2, 2010

attendance whore 

any truant officer who works for a school district

the attendance whore called my house because i missed school this week

attendance whore by Anonymous November 3, 2003

attendance nazi 

Person who see's if you are on time, and if you are absent or tardy reports it to the boss immediately. Note it may not be there job to report it, just a brown nose..

Get back to work, the attendance nazi is making its rounds.

attendance nazi by Ray_man May 17, 2007

Attendance queue 

Making sure everyone who arrived before you to an event has left before you, so no-one can accuse you of attending for less time. Most commonly used in regards to work or awkward social situations.

1. Work is a total attendance queue right now.

2. I'f I skip the attendance queue I will get fired for sure.

Attendance queue by totallynotbrendan June 16, 2011

Attendance Question 

Question you ask your professor during class to show him or her that you show up to class regularly. Useful for grade bumps at the end of the semester.

Person A: Why'd you ask Professor Land that question if you already knew the answer?

Person B: It was an Attendance question, duh!

Attendance Question by Amarinthe April 7, 2010

attendance fraud

When someone marked you absent in class or in work but in reality you were present or you were there

Boss: Ok you guys need to fill up the form for you to get present because i'll not be here
Client or student: (fills up the form)
Client or student: I filled up the form and I was marked absent
Boss: Then it's an attendance fraud........

attendance fraud by Whatever Thingy March 12, 2021