Armenian Secret
Army for the Liberation of Armenia, group of roughly three Armenians in
Lebanon (Monte, Hagop, and
Alec) who wreaked havoc on Turkish diplomatic installations in Western and Southern Europe during the early 1970s despite having a roughly $800 budget and operating out of a seventh floor "clubhouse" in Bourj Hamoud whose bathroom only got cleaned once when Monte's mom visited. Considered legends by some.
Hagop Hagopian: Well axper, it seems as though your qualifications are in order. Welcome to ASALA
Multilingual Monte Melkonian: Wunderbar! When do I get to
meet the mysterious Hagop Hagopian and the other higher-ups?
Hagop Hagopian: That's me. We have this one other guy, but he hasn't been around in a while. Also I have
autism.
Monte Melkonian: Aw
shucks, I gave up my archeology program for this??