Armenian Secret Army for the
Liberation of Armenia, group of roughly three Armenians in Lebanon (Monte, Hagop, and Alec) who
wreaked havoc on Turkish
diplomatic installations in Western and Southern Europe during the early 1970s despite having a roughly $800 budget and operating out of a seventh floor "clubhouse" in Bourj Hamoud whose bathroom only got cleaned once when Monte's mom visited. Considered legends by some.
Hagop Hagopian: Well axper, it seems as though your
qualifications are in order. Welcome to ASALA
Multilingual Monte Melkonian: Wunderbar! When do I get to meet the mysterious Hagop Hagopian and the other
higher-ups?
Hagop Hagopian: That's me. We have this one other guy, but he hasn't been around in a while. Also I have autism.
Monte Melkonian: Aw shucks, I gave up my archeology program for this??