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Armenian Secret Army for the Liberation of Armenia, group of roughly three Armenians in Lebanon (Monte, Hagop, and Alec) who wreaked havoc on Turkish diplomatic installations in Western and Southern Europe during the early 1970s despite having a roughly $800 budget and operating out of a seventh floor "clubhouse" in Bourj Hamoud whose bathroom only got cleaned once when Monte's mom visited. Considered legends by some.
Hagop Hagopian: Well axper, it seems as though your qualifications are in order. Welcome to ASALA
Multilingual Monte Melkonian: Wunderbar! When do I get to meet the mysterious Hagop Hagopian and the other higher-ups?
Hagop Hagopian: That's me. We have this one other guy, but he hasn't been around in a while. Also I have autism.

Monte Melkonian: Aw shucks, I gave up my archeology program for this??
ASALA by Pernicious Lim December 17, 2018

Asalaamu Aleikum

Arabic for "Peace be upon you"
So I hear you are leaving for a long journey...Asalaamu Aleikum
Asalaamu Aleikum by Dylan January 7, 2005
A guy that have good influence. Brilliant,smart and handsome guy.Friendly among friends,relatives,siblings and also his parents.A respectful guy that you ever know before.love to play football and sphere shape because of the ball.Don't ever bother him because you will get the cause😊😊😊😎😎.Also a sweet and care person.
Aslam
Aslam by Mr.didi April 23, 2018

asalamalakum 

Islamic/Muslim greeting meaning "peace be on to you". Answered with Alaikum Salaam meaning "And on to you be peace".
Guy: Asalamalakum
Guy #2: Alaikum Salaam my brother
asalamalakum by Heavtastic January 11, 2017
A very humble person. Usually looks tired and has mopy hair. He is also great with women.
Aslam by Tj Henderson June 15, 2018
The rural origin of your intoxicated and belligerent friends or relatives.
"I'm from Abalama; I'll whoop your ass"!
abalama by AtominFireball December 2, 2016