as af 

Jesus, did you misspell ‘as if’? As af is stupid because it’s essentially ‘as as fuck’ and that is not grammatically correct.

1. Girl1: I was typing to one of my friends and accidentally typed ‘as af’ like a moron.

2. Girl2: that’s funny as af!
Girl3: get out. Get out of my apartment. Get out now.

as af by Collective Reasoning October 13, 2019

hot as Africa 

A term meaning its hotter than hell in a said location cause Africa is worse than hell.

Dude! It's hot as Africa in the back of this bus!

hot as Africa by stanleyhudson May 11, 2009

As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello 

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)

His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello by Abu Jarema March 5, 2008

F.A.F((Fine As Fuck)) 

A Full frontal expression used to compliment a women who is extremely beautiful.

That woman right their is Straight up F.A.F((Fine As Fuck)).

F.A.F((Fine As Fuck)) by Day2Day1nSociety January 6, 2011

Wholesome As Fuck February [W.A.F.F.] 

Wholesome as Fuck February (or W.A.F.F.) is a community-supported exploration of whatever wholesomeness means to you. It might include your relationships to food, exercise, drugs or alcohol, sexuality, spiritual practice, work, family members, partners, or anything else you want (i.e. wholesomely punch more Nazis). You define what aspects of "wholesomeness" you want to explore. Socializing, accountability, and mutual support are the key tenets.

"Why February?" You may ask. Because February is the shortest month (yay!), and alliteration is pretty freaking fun.

Tim: Are you doing Wholesome As Fuck February W.A.F.F. this year?

Aubyn: Yeah! Timiki and I are. I'm getting outside on a run or a hike at least 3 times a week, and he's cutting out booze. I sort of voluntell-ed him... You?

Tim: I'm meditating more.

Aubyn: Noice!

Wholesome As Fuck February [W.A.F.F.] by Kelley's Ugly Little Ewok January 13, 2022

A.S.A.F.P. 

As Soon As Fucking Possible

Get your ass down here A.S.A.F.P.

A.S.A.F.P. by asdfqwer1234 January 15, 2009

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N by anonymous April 15, 2022