as a dog
Generic simile used to infer that a something or someone (usually male) is an extreme example of the adjective with which it is described.
as a dog by Ben Pearson July 3, 2005
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sick as a dog
sick as a dog by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023
Sober as a dog
Sober as a dog by Tony Stonehouse June 29, 2008
Happy as a dog with two dicks
Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
Happy as a dog with two dicks by Jacob Davey December 28, 2005
sweet as a dog
sweet as a dog by SteveShizzle March 11, 2009
shanked as a dog
when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .
shanked as a dog by Nick’s terms September 11, 2021
crook as a dog
Very unwell / Sick as fuck
That fucken Damo cunt chucked a sickie again aye.
Yeah true but I saw him yesterday arvo the cunts crook as a dog looked like death warmed up
Yeah true but I saw him yesterday arvo the cunts crook as a dog looked like death warmed up
crook as a dog by Dazza mate March 7, 2017
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