artifax

a place to buy marijuana and/or other illicit drugs paraphernalia. Often seen in urban areas where marijuana is very popular.

Kid 1 : I need a new bowl, mine broke. Where can i get one?
Kid 2 : Just hit up artifax they got everything.

artifax by sayanythingmatt July 20, 2008

artifax

Yellowed teletype-printout from a bygone era.

After Doc Brown and Marty altered da McFly family's destiny for da better, da assorted "YOU'RE FIRED!" message-pages from Cusco became nothing but blank artifaxes.

artifax by QuacksO October 30, 2024

Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.

When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.

Rare Indian Artifact by will bitten October 8, 2016

artifact children 

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.

"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa

artifact children by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 14, 2006

Artifacial intelligence 

When a person of known stupidity posts deep and thoughtfull status's or quotes on their facebook status to give themselves the appearance of intelignece or depth.

Man did you see what Kristi put up on Facebook... She is dumb as a sack of hammers but likes to post deep things so she looks smarter. Just another case of artifacial intelligence....

Artifacial intelligence by mojo1269 September 26, 2011

JPEG Artifacts 

When a picture has been reposted hundreds of times by different people across the Internet, to the point where the compression from being screenshoted and uploaded has become noticeable. This could be noticable blurriness, distortion, or pixelation.

I've seen this meme posted on so many accounts, I can see the JPEG Artifacts.

JPEG Artifacts by renabeth September 7, 2020

Artifex 

The master craftsman

He was an Artifex of his trade.

Artifex by Artifex November 25, 2003