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artifax

a place to buy marijuana and/or other illicit drugs paraphernalia. Often seen in urban areas where marijuana is very popular.
Kid 1 : I need a new bowl, mine broke. Where can i get one?
Kid 2 : Just hit up artifax they got everything.
by sayanythingmatt July 20, 2008
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artifax

Yellowed teletype-printout from a bygone era.
After Doc Brown and Marty altered da McFly family's destiny for da better, da assorted "YOU'RE FIRED!" message-pages from Cusco became nothing but blank artifaxes.
by QuacksO October 30, 2024
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Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.
When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.
by will bitten October 8, 2016
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artifact children

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.
"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 14, 2006
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Artifacial intelligence

When a person of known stupidity posts deep and thoughtfull status's or quotes on their facebook status to give themselves the appearance of intelignece or depth.
Man did you see what Kristi put up on Facebook... She is dumb as a sack of hammers but likes to post deep things so she looks smarter. Just another case of artifacial intelligence....
by mojo1269 September 26, 2011
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JPEG Artifacts

When a picture has been reposted hundreds of times by different people across the Internet, to the point where the compression from being screenshoted and uploaded has become noticeable. This could be noticable blurriness, distortion, or pixelation.
I've seen this meme posted on so many accounts, I can see the JPEG Artifacts.
by renabeth September 7, 2020
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Artifex

He was an Artifex of his trade.
by Artifex November 25, 2003
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