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He was an Artifex of his trade.
Artifex by Artifex November 25, 2003
Words you can keep
Jesus you're such a fucking Artifex.
Artifex by ikari January 31, 2004
ARTIFEX is professional at his craft of music and roasting a certain individual by the name of Aveesh. aveesh chutiya he
ARTIFEX makes good music.
ARTIFEX by monaco biscuit January 4, 2022

artifex pereo 

The direct translation is “An artist dies in me”. Derived from Emperor Nero’s last words “Qualis artifex pereo” which has been debated to connotatively mean “As what kind of an artist do I perish” rather than the textbook version “The world has lost an artist in me” due to his humble use of “qualis” and the fact that he had to help build his own tomb before his death just like an ordinary “artisan/craftsman”.
As Vincent Van Gogh painted his last work “Wheatfield with Crows”, he sighed to himself deeply: “Artifex pereo... It seems that only my art will live on after my death.”

qualis artifex pereo 

Nero's famous last words. "What an artist the world is losing in me." Can be said by pompous assholes who are too full of themselves as they die, I suppose.
Justin Bieber: *gets stabbed and is dying* No! Qualis artifex pereo!

Artifeel 

Definition:

Artificial feeling; a feeling without commitment. An emotional feeling that isn't directed to any one person.
Example:

Person 1: Can we cuddle?
Person 2: But I don't like you like that.
Person 1: Don't worry they're just artifeels
Person 2: I guess we can cuddle; as long as I'm the little spoon
Artifeel by FISTFULofCAKES April 26, 2014

Artifellatial Intelligence 

The ability for robots to learn how to give really great blowjobs.
Once they master the code stack for Artifellatial Intelligence, sex robots are totally taking over the world.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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