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Intelligent and peaceful but with an absurd amount of energy and a thirst for adventure. A man, usually of Russian/ Slavic background, knows how to keep a crowd happy however isn't a party animal. He has his manners in check and is usually a very genuine, caring individual and a very loyal friend and partner. Quite a romantic, he knows how to treat a lady right and makes a strict but loving father. A very hard worker and values independence.Although prone to daydreaming, may seem very serious and deep in thought on the outside but is goofy and warm at heart and knows how to have a good laugh when it's needed.
"Who is that fine looking gentleman over there?"
"That's Artyom"
Artyom by Kayel May 3, 2015
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The protagonist in the Metro videogame/book series
“So who’s the main guy in Metro 2033?”
“Thats Artyom!”
Artyom by Crackrzz August 14, 2018
A very unique and mysterious person. Not very well known. Somewhere from Europe Ukraine/Russia. Shows equal energy and can be your greatest friend or your worst enemy. A kind person who tends to put people infront of himself and that tends to be a killer trait because it can cause him to forget about treating himself. Overall a great person to be around, knows how to shine light on situations that are difficult and can be anything you want him to be. What you see is what you get;)
do you know who artem is?
Artem by Pheonix980 September 10, 2020
A very cold and intimidating person at first, but he’s pretty funny when you get to know him. He’s also a very weird person who likes joking around and messing with people. He’s a pretty good artist, and he loves to play video games; especially FPS. At times, he has this weird bloodlust. He also really likes anime, and used to be such a big Weeb. He also has a bush on top of his head, for hair. He can be both an angel and a demon. He can be quiet and anxious sometimes, but that’s okay. He’s sensitive, but not weak. He’s very strong and scary, but he’s also pretty cute and kind. Under all of his layers, he’s got a heart of gold.
Damn, Artem’s got a huge penis.
Artem by LilacLeaf May 11, 2021

Artemisia 

Artemisia is unforgettable. She's dynamic, visionary and able to make constructive use of freedom. Though she might come off as shy at first, she's a no nonsense rebel and knows how to have fun. She's cool and lifts your head when you're upset and she's the funniest most playful girl to be with. She'll do anything for the people she cares about, stick up for you and listen. It's advised that you don't get on her bad side.
She's absolutely gorgeous inside and out, unbelievably sexy and has vigorous passion not to mention amazing at everything sexual and entertaining. She has a seductive voice, deep alluring eyes, beautiful hair and is a tomboy at heart who craves adventure. She's creative, innovative and naturally talented in the arts. Intelligent and witty but unlike most humble about what she does. She has a deep and inner desire to understand and analyze the world they live in and learn the deeper truths which is why she's so curious She's an independent, sassy, woman who is known for being a heartbreaker and kicking ass. Most often she's misunderstood and has had to deal with issues on her own but still comes out stronger than before. The mystery and unpredictability of her will leave you coming back for more. The more she reveals about herself the more you'll fall in love, but once she's fallen for you. You never go back.
I think I’m in love with Artemisia
Artemisia by memesarehot June 10, 2018

Artem Lobov

The GOAT of fighting, who dominates all who dare face him with his rangy -5 inch reach. Famously planted the seed of the infamous UFC 229 event between Khabib Nurmagomedov and Conor McGregor. Undefeated bare knuckle fighter and mixed martial artist with a record of ∞-0 respectively.
*Clop clop* what's that noise?
Ah it's the GOAT Artem Lobov
Artem Lobov by knobshit April 22, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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