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The nicest person you will ever meet they are always there for you and you can always tell them shit without getting judged they will love you no matter what there hella loyal and if you have one don’t ever let them go they will make you life so much better and they are hella fine
“See that guy over there he is artiom he is the best”
Artiom by Broski🤪 October 26, 2019
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Someone who is usually broke, leeches of other people and makes Warzone ping noises in real life when he's angry (also is slightly autistic with a sprinkle of down syndrome)
Person 1: Did u see that kid he's so fucking butterz
Person 2: Lol his name is probably artiom
Artiom is everything that was stated hear on previous descriptions just combined
Wait is that Artiom
Artiom by But maaaaam November 21, 2021

shon&artiom 

The legend says that 2 mascular, fat cocked, beatiful haired, are walking on the same planet as you do. Those 2 fine gentelmen can be described in one word as georgeous (not gorjus). So the next time you swipe left on tinder think twice because this can be one of the two god looking sexy men.
"OHHH MY GODD!! I THINK IT'S ONE OF THE shon&artiom!!!!!11!111!!! I NEED TO UNDRESS QUICKLY!!! (said by a woman)"
shon&artiom by shon&artiom April 25, 2022

shon&artiom 

The legend says that 2 macular, fat cocked, beautiful haired, are walking on the same planet as you do. Those 2 fine gentlemen can be described in one word as gorgeous (not gorjus). So the next time you swipe left on tinder think twice because this can be one of the two god looking sexy men.
"OHHH MY GODD!! I THINK IT'S ONE OF THE shon&artiom!!!!!11!111!!! I NEED TO UNDRESS QUICKLY!!! (said by a woman)"
shon&artiom by shon&artiom April 25, 2022
Intelligent and peaceful but with an absurd amount of energy and a thirst for adventure. A man, usually of Russian/ Slavic background, knows how to keep a crowd happy however isn't a party animal. He has his manners in check and is usually a very genuine, caring individual and a very loyal friend and partner. Quite a romantic, he knows how to treat a lady right and makes a strict but loving father. A very hard worker and values independence.Although prone to daydreaming, may seem very serious and deep in thought on the outside but is goofy and warm at heart and knows how to have a good laugh when it's needed.
"Who is that fine looking gentleman over there?"
"That's Artyom"
Artyom by Kayel May 3, 2015
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