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someone who is very russian. born in russia. speaks russian. sometimes jewish but he denies it. bikes to school or takes the metro, one time he walked because he missed it. takes pictures and makes them pretty. will eat a ham sandwich wrapped in plastic wrap, and will give the stub away on occasion.

may or may not appreciate butt-flexing
"i met an artom once, he denied being jewish"
artom by mike zylstra January 17, 2008
Words you can keep
A weird dude in your Econ 1 group (he might be autistic)
Don’t be an Artom
Stop being an Artom
Artom by WafflesGuyFromEcon1 March 21, 2024
Artöm is a boy, who is very smart and always knows a lot of background information. He is also handsome, sporty and kind to everyone. Artöm is trying to get along with everybody he meets. In every situation he is trying to help others and looks after his friends and familiy. It’s a pleasure to talk and spend time with him. Even though Artöm has only a couple of friends, this are true ones and if you ever get to know Artöm you should keep this person. He is special in the greatest way possible, has new and unique ideas, is open and honest to people around him, never pretend to be something he isn’t and Artöm can make you smile and laugh every time. He has an amazing sense of humor. He is very thoughtful and honorable. But never lie to him or bush him away. He is a person you can trust on and have fun with. Keep someone like that close to you.
Girl: He is my best friend and I can trust him with everything.
Boy: Yeah, I know him a long time now and at the beginning I thought he was so shy but now I know that he isn’t that shy and definitely the best bro ever.
Girl: Artöm is defined by so many things like intelligence, laughing and good looking.
Artöm by Jsomi November 22, 2021
Artöm is a boy, who is very smart and always knows a lot of background information. He is also handsome, sporty and kind to everyone. Artöm is trying to get along with everybody he meets. In every situation he is trying to help others and looks after his friends and familiy. It’s a pleasure to talk and spend time with him. Even though Artöm has only a couple of friends, this are true ones and if you ever get to know Artöm you should keep this person. He is special in the greatest way possible, has new and unique ideas, is open and honest to people around him, never pretend to be something he isn’t and Artöm can make you smile and laugh every time. He has an amazing sense of humor. He is very thoughtful and honorable. But never lie to him or bush him away. He is a person you can trust on and have fun with. Keep someone like that close to you.
Girl: He is my best friend and I can trust him with everything.
Boy: Yeah, I know him a long time now and at the beginning I thought he was so shy but now I know that he isn’t that shy and definitely the best bro ever.
Girl: Artöm is defined by so many things like intelligence, laughing and good looking.
Artöm by Jsomi November 22, 2021

aromantic 

A term used to describe people who don’t experience romantic attraction to anyone of any gender. Aromantic people (also known as “aro”) may still experience sexual attraction.
“Do you know what aromantic means?”
“Yeah, it’s when you don’t feel romantic attraction to anyone.”
“You’re right!”
aromantic by ‘líto May 31, 2021

aromantic 

A person who is aromantic does not experience romantic attraction. A person who is aromantic does not have to be asexual (a person who does not experience sexualitet attraction), and they might still experience sensual and aesthetic attraction.
Sarah is an aromantic bisexual. She feels sexual attraction to two genders, but does not feel romantic attraction
aromantic by StrawburryA December 17, 2014

Arrombado 

It is a Brazilian word, largely used throughout Brazil. It is highly derogatory and applied to someone who is not trustful and weak. Arrombado literally means a bank safe which has been violated. It is applied to homosexual anal sex, meaning the passive man had his anal orifice enlarged by sexual penetration. That is the meaning intended. Notice that among friends people may use those terms as jokes, and not really seriously, Brazilian culture is about nuances and intonation.
A - Joao is an arrombado, he failed to come to work today.
B - Hi, you fucking arrombado, I am going to make you kiss the floor if you ever say this again ok?
Arrombado by fulham2014 December 30, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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