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And he also loves to slip his finger into his mammys fanny and his dad
Left him to bang hoes poland poland forever ur daddy is prob me dada also
He is a virgin cewt

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Artjoms by Oof you gotta a meow January 22, 2019

Artjoms

Big booty man who gets mad pussy. No bitches, more like too many bitches. IS MAD RACIST TO UR NAN.

is funny

two people sitting at a table
"damn who is that retarded mofogugger"
"damn, tf u mean my kind hearted companion, that is Artjoms with big booty bitches"

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A last name cool people use

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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