Artjoms is a polish latvian cock monster he loves to hate russiahe loves penis
And he also loves to slip his finger into his mammys fanny and his dad Left him to bang hoes poland poland forever ur daddy is prob me dada also
He is a virgin cewt
Big booty man who gets mad pussy. No bitches, more like too many bitches. IS MAD RACIST TO UR NAN.
is funny
two people sitting at a table "damn who is that retarded mofogugger"
"damn, tf u mean my kind hearted companion, that is Artjoms with big booty bitches"
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!