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An extremely hot Russian guy that dresses in black. He is a pimp and all the ladies go after him 24-7. He has a PHD ( pretty huge dick). He can also own you in Counter-Strike and in pretty much anything. Tap that ass!
Girl 1: Hey! Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: OMG! Ya! Look at the package!
Girl 1: I'm gonna go over there and let him rape me!
Girl 2: Wait for me!
by sexyladay February 05, 2005
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Artem, a name of a Ukrainian/Russian male. A calm and quiet boy that doesn’t want to get in trouble. Always sends memes into group chats to make him seem funny, always on your side and wants to be funny.
“Artem made a meme about Beanos at lunch”
“Artem didn’t join the Drama during Math class.”
by RandomPersob January 30, 2020
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A kind boy that you probably liked in seventh and eighth grade. He'll seem distant and introverted before you get to know him, but once you do he'll never stop talking. Artems are also very intelligent and often seen as nerds. The key to winning an Artems heart is to keep talking to him and show him you care. Although Artems are complicated, they're all in all mostly great people.
Wow look at Artem, he's such a nerd.
by iguessyoullhavetofigureitout October 30, 2020
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Angry Russian man...often will rage for no apparent reason. May have several piercings and tattoo representing time or aging. Enjoys FPS and Vodka.
Dayyyyuuuummmmm Artem!
by Not Marin November 20, 2010
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A kind boy that you probably liked in seventh and eighth grade. He'll seem distant and introverted before you get to know him, but once you do he'll never stop talking. Artems are also very intelligent and often seen as nerds. The key to winning an Artems heart is to keep talking to him and show him you care. Although Artems are complicated, they're all in all mostly great people.
Wow that Artem is such a nerd but he's so smart!
by iguessyoullhavetofigureitout November 11, 2020
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