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An extremely hot Russian guy that dresses in black. He is a pimp and all the ladies go after him 24-7. He has a PHD ( pretty huge dick). He can also own you in Counter-Strike and in pretty much anything. Tap that ass!
Girl 1: Hey! Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: OMG! Ya! Look at the package!
Girl 1: I'm gonna go over there and let him rape me!
Girl 2: Wait for me!
by sexyladay February 05, 2005
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Angry Russian man...often will rage for no apparent reason. May have several piercings and tattoo representing time or aging. Enjoys FPS and Vodka.
Dayyyyuuuummmmm Artem!
by Not Marin November 20, 2010
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1. (noun) an artem a person who does not care about other people's feelings whatsoever and is solely engrossed in themselves.
2. (verb) artem when someone says something or does something that they know would hurt your feelings but do it anyway for a personal gain.
3. (adverb) artemely in a mean, suspicious tone, hidden poorly by a slight joking smile.
1. "Why do you have to be such an artem at times? You think you can just get your way all the time and people will just put up with it!"
2. "He artemed her and she cried for night but of course he didn't care."
3. "She looked at him artemely and he felt uncomfortable. It was too late because she had already stolen his wallet."
by atomic.bomb. February 03, 2009
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a mythical fairy located in the Ethiopian desert who met his fate when his dick got trampled on by a traveling camel.
Girl: OMG! Your dick is so small! What, did you artem it or something!
by Hotan Domagio May 13, 2010
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Artem is a common creature that you will find in the jungle of DISV. In common terms, one would simply call him a douche or a dickhead. He is easy to spot because he has a distinct bush growing on his head in which various animals have decided to live in. His clothes are simple for they are the same everyday. He is frustrated because he has trouble reproducing due to small genitals.
Person A: Hey my name is Artem!
Person B: 'Pulls out shotgun.'
by magan fox June 13, 2012
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