arsequake
arsequake by themandrakehat June 6, 2013
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assquake
The result of excessive booty-clappin goodness. Rates from 5 to 9 on the richter scale. Most recent account of an 'assquake" dates to Junes 24, 2012. JeneQua Jones III "stripper name - Seductive J" was in violation of excessive booty-clappin. 3 where killed in this incident.
Guy: "dude my girlfriend gave me a lap-dance last night."
Friend: "are you kidding me? thats awesome!"
Guy: "yeah she went so hard she caused an "assquake".
Friend: "are you kidding me? thats awesome!"
Guy: "yeah she went so hard she caused an "assquake".
assquake by magic_d12345 July 5, 2012
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assquake
"Oh my god we're under attack!"
"Why?"
"The whole house shook!"
"Is Kerryann home?"
"Yea, why?"
"It was an assquake... she's an assquaker."
"Oh I thought so."
"Why?"
"The whole house shook!"
"Is Kerryann home?"
"Yea, why?"
"It was an assquake... she's an assquaker."
"Oh I thought so."
assquake by Mr. LunchBox December 6, 2006
Assquake
When you get a notification on your phone while on FaceTime, and the other person on the screen can feel the vibration through the phone.
Assquake by Whysipwhenyoucansuck April 4, 2017
Assquake
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Arsequeef by Cumbellina August 5, 2019
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