arsequake 

A slang word for diarrhea

Did you like the seafood last night?
Oh man, gave me such an arsequake, I totally nuked the toilet!

arsequake by themandrakehat June 6, 2013

assquake 

The result of excessive booty-clappin goodness. Rates from 5 to 9 on the richter scale. Most recent account of an 'assquake" dates to Junes 24, 2012. JeneQua Jones III "stripper name - Seductive J" was in violation of excessive booty-clappin. 3 where killed in this incident.

Guy: "dude my girlfriend gave me a lap-dance last night."
Friend: "are you kidding me? thats awesome!"
Guy: "yeah she went so hard she caused an "assquake".

assquake by magic_d12345 July 5, 2012

assquake 

The act of lifting ones ass and releasing, causing the whole house to shake with fury.

"Oh my god we're under attack!"
"Why?"
"The whole house shook!"
"Is Kerryann home?"
"Yea, why?"
"It was an assquake... she's an assquaker."
"Oh I thought so."

assquake by Mr. LunchBox December 6, 2006

Assquake 

When you get a notification on your phone while on FaceTime, and the other person on the screen can feel the vibration through the phone.

Damn Sarah! That was a huge assquake!

I know!

*Gets notification* ASSQUAKEEEEEE

Assquake by Whysipwhenyoucansuck April 4, 2017

Arsecakes 

A rare curse word. Used when one makes a mistake.

See; Arse.

Person1: *dropds rare Vase*
Person1: "Arsecakes!"

Arsecakes by Moola February 21, 2005

Assquake 

When your ass is so fat, you cause an earthquake when you sit down.

Megan caused an assquake when she sat down at lunch.

Assquake by ryzann March 7, 2016

Arsequeef

When you queef from your arsehole instead of your cunt

Alice: "holy shit I just ripped the most massive Arsequeef from my cunt"
Susan: "bro"

Arsequeef by Cumbellina August 5, 2019