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Arse Cakes 

n. Expression used by Father Jack, the bigoted old alcoholic priest from Father Ted. Usually shouted at the top of his lungs, at nothing in particular, in random rotation with "Girls!", "Drink!" and "Feck!".
"Father Jack, would you like a nice cup of tea, now?"
"ARSE CAKES!"
Arse Cakes by Satandog March 15, 2006
Related Words

asscakes 

(Noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male asshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an asscake.
The KKK just gave asscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. Those faggot asshole KKK fucks!
asscakes by WienerButthole January 13, 2009

arsecress 

arsecress by roy September 11, 2003

arsecakerandom 

A totally futile, random variable thrown into an argument for effect more than content.
"I dunno, what if arsecakerandom blokes came in armed with baguettes and demanded you stop surfing the web, would that do it?"
arsecakerandom by scribe23 May 14, 2006

ASSCAKES 

When someone's but is so huge they look like floppy pancakes
Thus, asscakes
Damn, she has some big asscakes
ASSCAKES by MILLY BAYS September 22, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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