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Arse Cakes 

n. Expression used by Father Jack, the bigoted old alcoholic priest from Father Ted. Usually shouted at the top of his lungs, at nothing in particular, in random rotation with "Girls!", "Drink!" and "Feck!".
"Father Jack, would you like a nice cup of tea, now?"
"ARSE CAKES!"
Arse Cakes by Satandog March 15, 2006
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asscakes 

(Noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male asshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an asscake.
The KKK just gave asscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. Those faggot asshole KKK fucks!
asscakes by WienerButthole January 13, 2009

arsecress 

arsecress by roy September 11, 2003

arsecakerandom 

A totally futile, random variable thrown into an argument for effect more than content.
"I dunno, what if arsecakerandom blokes came in armed with baguettes and demanded you stop surfing the web, would that do it?"
arsecakerandom by scribe23 May 14, 2006

ASSCAKES 

When someone's but is so huge they look like floppy pancakes
Thus, asscakes
Damn, she has some big asscakes
ASSCAKES by MILLY BAYS September 22, 2014