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Mr. Aritho 

Mr. Aritho is an idol and a man known for being able to push the limits of anyone by saying "Go Go, Quickelly!"

science shows that upon hearing him say this the human brain instantly pumps you with adrenaline making you the fastest person on Earth.
Mr. Aritho: "GO GO, QUICKELLY!" *Moves so fast that a wormhole is created to engulf the whole planet.
Mr. Aritho by Goddde January 30, 2019

elevator arithmetic 

The mental process of estimating the respective weights of the other passengers in an elevator. Then comparing it to the maximum weight posted next to the fire inspection sign to see if its safe.
After that big fat guy and the kid in the wheel chair got on, I redid the Elevator Arithmetic and decided I was going to take the stairs.

chinese arithmetic 

A term describing anything that is very hard to do.
This term has been around for years.
That test was harder than Chinese arithmetic.
chinese arithmetic by Dridian January 3, 2016

arithmophobia 

an unexplained fear of numbers
I cant be in this math class because i have ARITHMOPHOBIA.
arithmophobia by calyn September 30, 2006

Arithophasia 

1: A person stricken with the loss of, or inability, to comprehend mathematics. 2: Numerically retarded.
Suffering from Arithophasia, Chris has had to retake Basic Algebra several times.
Arithophasia by Phlegmatic Discourse November 12, 2008

arithmophilia 

A strong attraction to, or love of numbers and math.
Bartholomew is such an arithmophiliac. He gets off on tax returns
arithmophilia by TheSudokuDirective January 17, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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