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Aristartled 

When a guy named Aristotle startles you.
I was walking down the street, and suddenly from behind, Aristotle just Aristartled me!
Aristartled by Nobody Williams January 1, 2009

Aristarchos

Aristarchos is a chill tall dude with black humor he likes to protect his friends.He dont usually get into fights but if he does he chokes everybody
Aristarchos:I like my big dog!
Aristarchos by smebody36 November 20, 2021

aristrotwat 

the twat of an aristocrat and is therefore rather posh
"this is some vintage twat"
"yeah, its aristrotwat"
aristrotwat by KraJ February 6, 2007

Aristerodaktyliophobia 

an irrational fear or aversion to one’s left ring finger.
Due to Jacks Aristerodaktyliophobia he did not like seeing his own ring finger
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026