Definitions by KraJ

twat foot

A foot covered in twat slime and thus has the odour about it of twat

Daughter: "Mother, your foot smells rather fishy today"
Mother: "Yes, I'm suffering from a severe case of twat foot"

Albert: "My word Henry, you have extraordinarily bad twat foot today"
Henry: "Indeed, I was up twat footing all night with Gloria"

twat foot by KraJ February 6, 2007

twat footing

The act of inserting a foot into a female sex organ, which can lead to severe twat foot

"I walked in on my father twat footing the dog last night"

twat footing by KraJ February 6, 2007

aristrotwat 

the twat of an aristocrat and is therefore rather posh

"this is some vintage twat"
"yeah, its aristrotwat"

aristrotwat by KraJ February 6, 2007