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Person who follows the decrees of the New Zealand Dictator Jacinda Ardern with blind loyalty and mindless devotion.
Captain’s Log, Stardate 041121.532

We are now in day 79 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.
Ardernite by Kiwi Brian November 3, 2021
Words you can keep
A staunch defender of the New Zealand Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern. One who refuses to see or believe anything that makes the PM look bad and will follow all her dictates with blind obedience.
Captain’s Log, Stardate 031121.523

We are now in day 78 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.

Their Dear Leader, a creature bearing the resemblance of a praying mantis, has gone missing in action.
ardernite by Kiwi Brian November 5, 2021

Ardenite 

A person from Arden City (the West Midlands metropolitan county in the United Kingdom).
Man A: (talking about reppin' Arden City) So where in Arden City are you from?

Man B: Smedrock! how about you?

Man A: Worcester!

Man B: then you're not an Ardenite, Worcester is not in Arden City!!
Ardenite by The Blue Ranger May 13, 2009

Ardernity 

is that the time between the announcement of an announcement for the intention to make an actual decision.
Ardernity by Pseudonym-69 March 20, 2022

Ardernity 

The period of time between Jacinda Ardern making an announcement about an announcement and actually announcing her decision.
Person 1: Jacinda just announced in her Monday press conference that there will be an announcement on vaccine mandates on Wednesday

Person 2: Wow, why do we have to wait for an Ardernity? Why can't she just tell us now?
Ardernity by Ardernity March 21, 2022

Adernity 

The period of time waited for New Zealand's Labour Government to make a decision and initiate action on a topic. Often experienced when an announcement for an announcement has occured.
It sure seems like an adernity since Labour made those election promises, are they still working on the 10,000 homes for New Zealanders?
Adernity by TheKiwiConnection March 20, 2022

An Ardernity 

Its no longer an Eternity its an Ardernity:

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.
“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.
An Ardernity by MsKittycatmeow March 20, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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