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A staunch defender of the New Zealand Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern. One who refuses to see or believe anything that makes the PM look bad and will follow all her dictates with blind obedience.
Captain’s Log, Stardate 031121.523

We are now in day 78 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.

Their Dear Leader, a creature bearing the resemblance of a praying mantis, has gone missing in action.
ardernite by Kiwi Brian November 5, 2021

Ardenite 

A person from Arden City (the West Midlands metropolitan county in the United Kingdom).
Man A: (talking about reppin' Arden City) So where in Arden City are you from?

Man B: Smedrock! how about you?

Man A: Worcester!

Man B: then you're not an Ardenite, Worcester is not in Arden City!!
Ardenite by The Blue Ranger May 13, 2009

Ardernity 

is that the time between the announcement of an announcement for the intention to make an actual decision.
This is going to feel like an ardernity
Ardernity by Pseudonym-69 March 20, 2022

Ardernity 

The period of time between Jacinda Ardern making an announcement about an announcement and actually announcing her decision.
Person 1: Jacinda just announced in her Monday press conference that there will be an announcement on vaccine mandates on Wednesday

Person 2: Wow, why do we have to wait for an Ardernity? Why can't she just tell us now?
Ardernity by Ardernity March 21, 2022

Adernity 

The period of time waited for New Zealand's Labour Government to make a decision and initiate action on a topic. Often experienced when an announcement for an announcement has occured.
It sure seems like an adernity since Labour made those election promises, are they still working on the 10,000 homes for New Zealanders?
Adernity by TheKiwiConnection March 20, 2022

An Ardernity 

Its no longer an Eternity its an Ardernity:

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.
“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.
An Ardernity by MsKittycatmeow March 20, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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