archaïsme 

a dutch word that means outdaded word, wich is ironic since it is an outdated word.

person one: 'what does archaïsme mean? '
person two: 'outdated word'
person one: 'i know that its an outdated word but what does it mean?'
person two: it might seem crazy what im about to say

archaïsme by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 20, 2023

Archisexual

people who are sexually attracted to architecture / buildings.

"Nancy is archisexual," Karina said, "She will not marry you."

Archisexual by WudgayProductions February 7, 2018

Archismita 

A cool dude who is generally obsessed with fandoms and celebrities. Archismitas are great people to talk to, are super supportive and will always be there if you need to talk. They are also great fun and once you get to know them, you'll wonder how you managed before you met them. If you ever meet an Archismita, get to know them, so you can give them stupid nicknames, and make inside jokes, and generally have fun with an awesome person

Archismita went to the shops with me today.
Do you know what time Archismita is getting here?

Archismita by immatur June 26, 2021

Archisext 

A sexting architect.

Johnny sat down, pulled out his phone, took a picture of his dong , and began archisexting. He liked golfing with the guys, but not as much as much as he liked the thought of Lloyd Wright's stained glass and pussy.

Archisext by KRmd November 16, 2017

Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons 

Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting.

Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.

Bob:"Can you explain Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons to me, Tom Willett?"
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."

Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons by TheWerepyreKing February 28, 2013

archisman 

The one who never loses. Excellent in studies. Girls are attracted to archisman

Be an archisman

archisman by Chumu September 20, 2020

archispeak 

Large, made-up words that architects and designers use to make themselves sound smarter than you (you being the client or the confused observer of design). It does nothing to inform or enlighten the consumer of architecture and mostly serves to numb them into obedience or self doubt.

"I went to Rem Koolhaas' lecture last night."

"What did he talk about?"

"I have no idea. It was all in archispeak. Either I'm stupid or the guy is brilliant!"

archispeak by MBD/AK October 19, 2009