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Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons 

Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting.

Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.
Bob:"Can you explain Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons to me, Tom Willett?"
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."

Arcanine 

Pronunciation: ar-kah-nine
Pokemon from Red/Blue version. Secondary form of growlithe.
IT'S ARCANINE, not ar-kay-nine!
Arcanine by highly flammable February 2, 2008

Archangel Fucking Gabriel 

the Archangel Fucking Gabriel is an archangel in the show Good Omens, he IS the sexiest angel and he WILL burn the principality Aziraphale for fucking a very attractive demon- oh and trying to stop armageddon.
“don’t talk to me about the greater good sunshine, i’m the Archangel Fucking Gabriel.” -the Archangel Fucking Gabriel.

“who just shouted pornography in that old bookshop?”

“oh that was just the Archangel Fucking Gabriel.”

Archangel Gabriel

Archangel Gabriel is the youngest of the four Archangels. He's a Trickster and loves sweets but beware of his mischief. Like any other angel, he's oftenly a douche but if shit goes down, he's the guy you want on your side. And best part, his Supernatural actor is none other than the sexy Richard Speight, Jr.
Person #1: Who's this Archangel Gabriel?
Person #2: He is the youngest of the four Archangels. But be warned, he is very mischievous and loves sweets. But if shit were to go down, he's the guy you want on your side. He may be a douche most of the time, but once you have his protection, he'll make sure no one fucks with you.

archimedes 

He has the sex, unlike all you lame ass weirdos who only have regular sex. Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on your dick
Archimedes is the only one who ever

archimedes screw 

A pump consisting of a screw within a cylinder. When the screw is turned, water is moved from one end to the other.

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When Archimedes has sex with his wife.

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When you yell 'eureka' upon ejaculating.

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An ancient invention that can be used in the vagina to evacuate excess menses.
In an incredibly archane reference to an ancient invention, a sexual double entendre is achieved.
archimedes screw by scorpionmintred November 19, 2004