arbolist 

this is a word created by george bush(also see w or john kerry-antonym on august 21, 2001... as quoted by usa today.
it refers to trees. or at least it did until arbo-tree-ist came into existence. see arbo-tree-ist.

"arbolist...look up the word. i don't know, maybe i made it up. anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees."

arbolist by sherry November 6, 2004

Areolist 

An individual with an unabashed affection for all things to do with nipples and areolas. Often found in combination with being a Boobficianado.

Walking through the chilly air of the dairy department at the supermarket on hot day is Dave's favorite hobby. Seeing all off those nipples and surrounding dark skin through thin summery tops is wildly appealing to his inner Areolist.

Areolist by keywest4life December 3, 2014

Arborist 

1) A person who discriminates againist trees. 2) Some one who hates on trees because their trees.

Friend 1 " Man, all these trees look alike"
Friend 2 "your such a arborist"

Those lazy good for nothing trees taking up all my good CO2 that I worked hard to make, I was born an arborist and I will die an arborist. (when you burn a wooden cross at a tree lovers place it has a double meaning)

Arborist by DVS Lee September 1, 2013

Arborist 

A stereotype held by golfers when they lose their golf ball next to a tree but can't remember which one because "they all look alike"

Hey, Mike which tree did your ball land next to?

Dude I don't know, they all look alike.

Wow man, that's so arborist of you.

Arborist by Glazanis October 20, 2015

Abolistipansolachont

The mental state that occurs after experiencing so many strange or inexplicable events that your brain begins to “copy” — repeating thought patterns, blending memories, or feeling detached from what’s real.

“I think I might start being Abolistipansolachont.”

“Don’t become Abolistipansolachont!”

“I don’t want to become Abolistipansolachont.”

“Let’s not Abolistipansolachont people.”

Abolistipansolachont by Greatmanwhoeatswords October 31, 2025

Dirty arborist

When having intercourse with a girl and you pull out and ejaculate on her face chest or back after cutting trees all day, then you run your fingers through your hair and sprinkle her with sawdust

Verb. I took this girl back to my place after work today and gave her the dirty arborist. She loved it.

Dirty arborist by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026