Areolist 

An individual with an unabashed affection for all things to do with nipples and areolas. Often found in combination with being a Boobficianado.

Walking through the chilly air of the dairy department at the supermarket on hot day is Dave's favorite hobby. Seeing all off those nipples and surrounding dark skin through thin summery tops is wildly appealing to his inner Areolist.

Areolist by keywest4life December 3, 2014

Aeolist 

- Noun

A pompous windy bore who pretends to have inspiration or spiritual insight.

{ "Aeol-" (perh. from L. "aer-" Air) + "-ist" }

"The learned Aeolists maintain the original cause of all things to be wind."

Aeolist by Charlemagne1993 March 5, 2016

arbolist 

this is a word created by george bush(also see w or john kerry-antonym on august 21, 2001... as quoted by usa today.
it refers to trees. or at least it did until arbo-tree-ist came into existence. see arbo-tree-ist.

"arbolist...look up the word. i don't know, maybe i made it up. anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees."

arbolist by sherry November 6, 2004